Christmas in Iraq
Full Story: http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/21/iraq.christmas/index....
After more than 5 years of war, billions and billions of American tax dollars spent, over 4000 service members lost, uncountable limbs lost and families destroyed, we've finally done it!
The U.S. Government has invaded, defeated, and now converted the government of Iraq.
I hope you all are as proud as I am!
Inspite of over 500 years of progressive social evolution, inspired by a great leader, the Bush administration was able to push the great crusades forward into the 21st century, by once again conquering Mesopotamia and firmly planting the chrisian flag, or in this case, balloon, in Iraq.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, we've finally arrived! We're now closer than ever to seeing Sunday Morning bus routes through Baghdad, picking up children and taking them to Sunday school where they will learn all about the great achievements of christianity, including such hits as, the Spanish Inquisition, the Salem witch trials, abortion clinic bombings, and the fantastic achievements of Westboro Baptist Church.
I say it's about time we teach these Muslims to stop wasting perfectly good explosives on road side bombs and IED's, and teach them the value of blowing up abortion clinics and gay people!
Where do we go now after such a terrific victory? Lets send Pat Robertson to Iraq to teach everyone how to lift 2000 pounds by drinking Robertsons "Protein Shake"
Long Live The King!!
For more informaiton on our great achievements, please refer to the following:
The Crusades: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusade
The Inquisition: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition
The Salem Witch Trials: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_witch_trials
Westboro Baptist Church: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church
Pat Robertson and his Protein Shake: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13027545/
Bombing Abortion Clinics: http://www.religioustolerance.org/abo_viol.htm
Chrisians advocating/inciting violence against homosexuals: http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_hate.htm
Bus Ministries: http://www.libertybaptistchurch.org/busministry.html
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hopefully the new administration will end the war as soon as possible.
While your at it leave Pornostone church alone too!
Most of its members are bigger perverts then the gays.
You liberal homosexual perverts need to give it up already!
Quit whining!
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