Fresno Famous

This is me eating some crazy-ass chocolate covered bacon. What will they think of next?

The sign says chocolate-covered bacon and I read it and gag a little, because, as much as I love bacon (I've been known to eat straight-up bacon sandwiches), the idea of salty meat strips mixed with rich, sweet chocolate was more than I could handle.

But I had to know. Curiosity killed the cat and also my stomach, because even though you get three strips for your $5.25, I could only get through one before the bloat started to settle. This is not an everyday food, that's for sure. It's probably not even once-a-year food.

But getting over the oh-my-God-why? factor, it wasn't that bad. There was something in the juxtaposition of flavors, the sweetness with a kick of thick salt on the back end. This is a savory treat served cold, which you don't get often. As real food goes, stay away at all costs. For fair food, it's worth the price once.