Robertito's Taco Shop
After a long night of heavy drinking, I need something greasy and beefy to soak that shit up.
If I am lucky enough to have missed a Dyer DUI checkpoint, I pop by Robertito's for a California Burrito with no salsa. These things are amazing and will either sober you right the fuck up or end up all over the bathroom floor next to the toilet. Either way you will feel a lot better.
A word of caution, however, order your food and then shut the hell up. Try to remain as inconspicuous as possible or you might find yourself in the middle of a drunken fist fight or worse: a bunch of Hondas will pull up and like 300 Asian kids with guns will jump out (like some kind of weird ghetto Asian circus clowncar).
Hey, I just call 'em like I see 'em. I hope to God the police chief doesn't read this and start staking the place out. Especially because I'm pretty and I don't want to go to jail.
"Big ups" to Oscar who's been working there since I was like 12 years old sipping on a bottle of OE.
Go to LOS MANJARES!
If you want delicious mexican food go to Los Manjares on Cedar and Ashlan behind Savemart! Yes I said behind Savemart. This place is totally hidden but its a secret gem in Fresno. This is authentic mexican food with cheap prices and huge portions! Go there you won't regret it.
Grease pit Terrible
I would rather go to Don Pepe its excellent food all the way around
its not even mentioned in here that's a joke . The vest burritos all
authentic and made anyway you like at 5 star prices . Corner of Blackstone and Gettysburg by the old Fresno AG store . You will not be disappointed. Burritos are huge Excellent portions
RoberSHITo's
Skip place and their greasy, gristly dog meat tacos, and take the drive down to Tacos Tijuana on Ventura. You'll thank me.
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