Hipsters fret over oxycotin shortage

Uh oh. The young and tragically out of it will have to look elsewhere to get their oxycotin fix. Clovis police have busted a "major" oxycotin dealer, confiscating about 200 pills with a street value of $8,000. At $40 a pill that may be cheaper than your insurance! Crystal Meth, marijuana, cocaine, hashish, and heroin are generally not covered by health insurance, and were also included in the bust.

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Famous Guest's picture

where

I'm new to the Clovis/fresno area. where can oc's/percs be found around here? I'm having no luck and don't know anywhere local.

Famous Guest's picture

I want

Garlic fries sound good. Can I get some too with a nice dark beer?

Stormwysper's picture

I want

Garlic Fries.

La Chola aka JoeJoe's picture

who is this

bubba691

got ur message late today is tuesday the 23rd. i be there tonight. e mail me pegpongpet@yahoo.com.

bubba691's picture

i got some extra shit yo.

i got some extra shit yo. meet me by the backstop at camacho park at 7 tonight

Famous Guest's picture

any one have any extra

bubba691

anyone has any extra anything, it has dried up here in the reedley area. hit me up at pegpongpet@yahoo.com.

bubba691's picture

That explains why I wake up with cold feet.

Are you also the one that stole my sweaty wet ripe socks and .... from the "Y" while I was taking a shower last week?
I thought GB3 could be scary.
Had swim trunks snatched there before off hook.
Please hug Jr for me next time she is sitting in the Buck's.
She looked a little lonly sitting in the corner.
Maybe you should buy her stronger shoulders pads to hold up the weight of the City.
That is if your not to busy hacking up bear toe hair fur balls.
Next time your down there trim my toe nails please.
But neatly, no teeth marks.

OrangeBear's picture

Dont worry Mr Bear I wont tell if the military don't ask.

I mean it was only gum. But you got such big soft furry manly legs and feet. Size 14? Call Field and Stream I found Big Foot. I want the reward. Why do I suddenly feel like I have toe hairs between my teeth?

Doug's picture

Dougie I thought you cared? I thought it was a special moment.

Me, you, garlic Fries behind home plate.
I though maybe Big Daddy would marry us at the Hall of Records and Ms Vickey would sing for us. Yeah right!
Besides Marla might get jealous. I hear she can help find you some big pipes or atleast show you where the underground tunnel is.
I swear I never touched Priscilla. Havent seen her since 9th grade. Her hair was brunet not lavender.
I go to LA on business a few days and come back to find eveyone knows what Buck's I go to.
Note to self don't let Kenny, Chris or Will write Orangebear on cup anymore. Let brothers know cover possibly breached.
Now can we get back to serious issues like Ashley becomming Mayor before this City becomes West Hollywood of the Grapes.

OrangeBear's picture

Next time you sit buy the bear offer him some gum.

Winterfresh controls the garlic smell.
Oh and the bear calls it Grizzlie Stadium that's how I spotted him at the Kern Starbucks before yesterdays game. That and the fact his Starbuck's cup said Orangebear on it. They actually write Orangebear on his Starbuck's cup.
I should have recognized him that day he confronted someone about false political veiws. Ouch it was a cold shot. But could tell by face of person he confronted he was speaking the truth. It was kind of brutal way he struck them out. Who would think he knew what a red stage looked like. Bet you won't find the Orangebear ridding on Priscilla.
Orange and Lavender clash
LOL

Doug's picture

I think they are on garlic

I think they are on garlic fries.

Stormwysper's picture

Dont worry once Jerry Dyer's nephew is out of jail

the oxycotain pharmacy in Clovis will be back in business.
It always is.
Then there is the big drug house downtown that everyone knows about by the clinic.
I have wondered what drug those Chuchasi Stadium employees are on.

Famous Guest's picture

Dont worry once Jerry Dyer's nephew if out of jail

the oxycotain pharmacy in Clovis will be back in business.
It always is.
Then there is the big drug house downtown that everyone knows about by the clinic.

Famous Guest's picture

oxycotin

My comment is I have been addicted to oxycotin for years. I think instead of everyone talkiing about the bad things and the cost of oxycotin, why don't someone find a freaking anti-dose for it or some help that works of course we can all feel withdrawl. Who can help the addicts some reasoning why the world is the way it is. The pain the deaths of Oxycotin is crazy noone tries to help that but bitch about the price. Good luck to all who are quiiting I will pray for you.To anyone whois looking at trying take a look around and be smart don't do drugs.Any questions????????????

Famous Guest's picture

$40 per pill?

OK...

I get 120 Percocet pills per month. They are as or more powerful than Oxycontin. I'm doing the math here and picking the color for my new C-Class Benz that I will pay cash for!

Seriously...

It is people like these dealers that make it harder and more expensive for people like me that need these drugs to get them. Bastards.

Ruben/Motown Mojo
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Motown Mojo's picture

"mom, i need money for drugs"

i guess hipsters will have to start raiding grandma's medicine cabinet.

kevin disarm's picture

if he were dead...

Rush Limbaugh would be turning over in his grave.

fezgurl's picture

be an informed consumer

say no to high prices

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