Christians: 1; Naked people: 0, or, We've got a nude attitude!
Submitted by jarah on Fri, 06/11/2004 - 14:45.
Not more than 24 hours after its announcement, the free willy festival at Wild Water Adventures was cancelled. Management took a "but nothing was signed!" approach to the (hee) flip-flop, and blamed it all on some hapless employee.
Boo on WWA for giving in to the wackos. Even though a nylon swimsuit does nothing to keep germs in check, the idea of 15,000 people essentially taking a bath together was a little disgusting. Such naked behavior is best left to the ocean, where a gigantic ecosystem can whisk the nastiness away.
Luckily for us, the SF Bay Guardian has released its 30th annual Guide to Nude Beaches!
Fresettes and couples may want to try Bonny Doon Beach, while gay men will have a good time at Hagmier Pond (note: single straight men should not frequent nude beaches). Or go camping overnight in your birthday suit at Red White and Blue Beach (best to have sex on the beach in the tent, or you might get arrested. Heh. Nice mugshot).
SFBG also has a guide to nude beaches by county, so you can plan your road trip accordingly.
Boo on WWA for giving in to the wackos. Even though a nylon swimsuit does nothing to keep germs in check, the idea of 15,000 people essentially taking a bath together was a little disgusting. Such naked behavior is best left to the ocean, where a gigantic ecosystem can whisk the nastiness away.
Luckily for us, the SF Bay Guardian has released its 30th annual Guide to Nude Beaches!
Fresettes and couples may want to try Bonny Doon Beach, while gay men will have a good time at Hagmier Pond (note: single straight men should not frequent nude beaches). Or go camping overnight in your birthday suit at Red White and Blue Beach (best to have sex on the beach in the tent, or you might get arrested. Heh. Nice mugshot).
SFBG also has a guide to nude beaches by county, so you can plan your road trip accordingly.
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