Win one for the gripper
Submitted by jarah on Mon, 06/07/2004 - 17:14.
Damn art imitating life again. California's fair leader shows off his theatrical chops in Jackie Chan's new movie by playing the bit part of Prince Hapi, harem leader extraorindaire.
In the oscar caliber performance the gropenator has seven wives- one for each day of the week! We hear a special screening is being arranged for the past victims of his boobie-grabbing, who are sure to enjoy the out-of-character performance. Good thing the film was made last June, long before Schwartzy began thinking of running for public office, because, you know, that's not a decision that requires much thought.
RIP Ronnie. Thanks for blazing the trail for other silver screen politicos.
In the oscar caliber performance the gropenator has seven wives- one for each day of the week! We hear a special screening is being arranged for the past victims of his boobie-grabbing, who are sure to enjoy the out-of-character performance. Good thing the film was made last June, long before Schwartzy began thinking of running for public office, because, you know, that's not a decision that requires much thought.
RIP Ronnie. Thanks for blazing the trail for other silver screen politicos.
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